Five things you don't know
... until you have a baby.
- They come prefilled with poo
- They have very sharp fingernails
- They don't just sleep and cry - they spend a lot of time awake
- They spend an inordinate amount of time and energy straining to fart
- Adults have very big peculiar heads
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