Ten reasons your wife should get up to shush the baby tonight:
- You’ve had a hard day at the office today
- You’ve got a hard day at the office tomorrow
- You did it last time
- She’s better at it
- You’ve had a beer
- The baby is closer to her side of the bed
- The noise bothers her more than you
- You’d only wake her up anyway
- Mothers have these hormones
- She probably enjoys the bonding time
Of course, the problem with all of these is that they’re utter bollocks.
But that doesn’t stop them running through your head every time it’s your turn to get up.